


A cute lil zine about music theory & super handy guitar shapes... that also teaches ppl how to play my song "Mosquito."You can buy it on Bandcamp here unless I'm sold out.




This is what I'm about...
Ok this is an H2.
Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist? Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? Eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
They're using our own satellites against us. And the clock is ticking. Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. I was part of something special. You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck.
I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows. They're using our own satellites against us. And the clock is ticking. Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here!
I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus. God help us, we're in the hands of engineers. You really think you can fly that thing? Jaguar shark! So tell me - does it really exist? You really think you can fly that thing? Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose.
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Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. I gave it a cold? I gave it a virus. A computer virus.
Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. They're using our own satellites against us. And the clock is ticking. Just my luck, no ice.
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